Dear Friend, (and I really stress the word FRIEND)
I've never met such a contradiction of a wussy-cum-chauvinist. Honestly, your arrogance and selfishness is unrivalled but yet at the same time, you have the most issues I've ever seen anyone have. Let's be honest here. You do truly deserve the title of "Mr MindF*cked".
In the beginning, it seemed that I would be the one that would bog this arrangement down with my emotional issues. In an interesting twist, all the "conversations" we've had have been initiated by you. Distrust much?
Then again, I am emotionally-stunted...But it is still vastly amusing to me that all the problems we're having is on your side and not mine. It's oddly...empowering.
As much as you hate to admit it, I'm getting under your skin. You can be arrogant and lie to cover up your weakness by saying that you're just distrustful but sweetie, let me tell you, I'm getting to you emotionally.
*SMIRK*
And the winner of the playing the player's game contest is...Me.