Sometimes I wish I had a remote control for my life;

So that I could:

Pause and record the moments that were special; and
Replay them over and over;

Fast-forward the awkward ones;

Slow down the moments I never want to end;

Mute the times when I just speak rubbish or have to put up with crap;

Actually, I'd like to stop-and-rewind the times that I was a bitch or put my foot into my mouth and not realised it till later.

Hindsight is 20-20 but I wish I had better vision in the present.

To the friend whom I was bitchy and demanding towards eventhough it's her birthday and therefore, I should be making things easy for her and not the other way round:

I'm Sorry, Waiying.

I was grouchy because I haven't slept in addition to being tired and sick. But it's still no excuse.

Thank you for taking the trouble to add me to the reservation.