Now, those of you who know me (well, that is) would most probably comment on the fact that I actually love miniskirts despite the sad fact that I don't exactly have the legs for them. My apologies for subjecting the world to the less than pleasant sight...unfortunately, I still cling resolutely to the illusion that miniskirts paired with sky high heels will make your legs (stumps in my case) look longer.

Anyway, I was at dinner with my parents. We went to Pine Court at Meritus Mandarin Hotel (it's been recently renovated). The food was pretty good although the new decor which is a pan-asian fusion was a little too 'cold and inpersonal' for my taste. I've always felt that chinese restaurants are where you go for family dinners and I like a more warm ambience. They had a linedancing function in the adjacent function room. There was a lady who had to be at least forty, dressed like a cowgirl vegas style. i.e. She had on a denim jacke with matching miniskirt and cowboy boots and a cowboy hat. AND they were all adorned profusely with SEQUINS. My god, it was CONFETTI HELL. I don't mean to be mean or a hypocrite, but there is just something SERIOUSLY WRONG with a middle-aged woman dressed in a miniskirt and a SPANGLED one at that.

It reminds of something I saw the day before. My mom and I went to Tiong Bahru Market for an early lunch and while we were tucking into my favourite Pig Organ Soup, I saw something that nearly ruined my appetite. A lady who had to be at least in her late thirties was parading down the whole stretch of hawker stalls dressed skimpily in a blue pair of short shorts (so short they revealed half her butt cheeks) and a matching tank top that very apparently revealed her lack of support in the chest area. I understand how some women choose not to wear bras as it can be uncomfortable. But come on, if the lady had time to put on her makeup, she surely had time to put on some pants. I could excuse such attire if you were lounging around at home or had popped down quickly to get your mail. But she actually walked to the market dressed like that. And she swanned around the whole hawker center, bold as you please.

Frankly, I wasn't the only one staring. And the stares that followed her weren't complimentary or admiring. Rather, there were mostly sneers and looks of disgust. I believe that one should dress appropriate for the occasion and what would be suitable for one's age. Certain outfits transcend all age groups. But short shorts are best left to the young or for the beach or bedroom. Have a little bit of respect for yourself and carry yourself with dignity. And while you are at it, spare a thought for others who have to see you dressed that way.

So, I guess, it'd be time to put away my miniskirts soon.